"oh gee, I'd love to but..."

A coworker and I were scheming up ways to get out of a girly holiday party (where way too many calories would be consumed in not so fun ways... ie. dozens and dozens of cookies instead of mimosas).  The only valuable excuse we could come up with is 'work', which still isn't so bad.  But now, there's the Holiday Party Excuse Generator to save the day... or at least make it a little more entertaining! Simply tell the generator about your holiday bash dilemma and it will generate an email-able excuse to your hostess expressing just how sorry, (or not sorry) you really are for not making it.  signed, me {CA}