Since I haven't shared any random personal things lately (o.k., that actually might be a lie, but it FEELS like I haven't so I'm pretending I haven't).....
1. I have a little melody that I sing to my 20 month old "baby" who has enormous-juicy-jiggly-baby thighs, and it is to the tune of the song, "I like big butts"--I'm sure you all know that dandy diddy from years ago. So my variation goes, "She has big fat thighs and I can not lie, the other babies can't deny...". I've been singing it forever to her whenever I get her naked or change her, it kind of cracks me up. Well, this afternoon while getting ready to go to a dinner, I was changing in my bathroom when my 4 year old came up to me as I stood in my undies doing my makeup. Next thing I know she is poking and jiggly my thighs and singing that tune. Let me tell you...NOT NEARLY as cute when you are singing it to a pair of adults thighs :-).
2. I was at the park today with the kids. Took them there alone, no plans to meet anyone. So they are running around, and I'm bored, so I'm texting someone on the Blackberry (this is how I stay in touch without committing the time to an entire phone conversation), and I look up from texting, and notice at least FOUR other moms in the park doing exactly the same thing! So we were all ignoring our children, and texting on that annoying little crackberry. My question is, what did mothers do at the park 50 years ago...before cell phones? Did they actually play with their kids, or just sit and stare lovingly at them? I vowed to to limit my cell phone texting activities after that.
3. I bought the Velvet Clarette one shoulder top today for one of my dearest friends (along with the studded crystal Flynt Seven jeans) and let me tell you, it looks amazing on (she wore it tonight in fact). It is the perfect going out top...shows a little skin, super flattering, and forward. My friend likes a fair amount of bling, and I tease her without merci about her "bedazzling days" (which is why I bought her studded jeans, in the hopes she wouldn't try to bedazzle her own). Her adorable-Justin Timberlake-looking friend (who also happens to be gay) explained his master plan to bedazzle a "w" on a pair of Wranglers. I think that is a pretty fantastic idea, and he could probably get away with it, in the way that only a great looking, hip, gay man could. I think most of us have to stick to the studded Seven jeans though, and put the bedazzler away.
Signed, ME {lv}
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